borncareful:

Live through this and you won’t look back.

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boromirs:

What shall we die for?: A Pirates of the Caribbean AU for The Hobbit

20 years after the island fortress long ruled by his line is ravaged and captured by a rogue admiral commanding The Desolation,Thorin, heir of the greatest line of pirates the Caribbean has ever known, is given a mysterious key and map said to lead to The Lonely Island and the cursed gold that drove his forefathers mad. Thorin must now cobble together a crew of his former shipmates, his nephews who had previously thought their uncle to be no more than a failed merchant, and the Caribbean’s most talented thief who moonlights as a mere grocer.

However, The Court of the Free Peoples, no more than a loose alliance of pirate kingdoms, is wary of war returning to the Caribbean. Thorin will awaken more than canonfire with his quest and as the battle for the freedom of the seas begins, Thorin and his crew must determine whether their loyalties lie with the cursed gold awaiting them or with their pirate brethren fighting for liberty. 

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draco: potter... potter is it true you fainted? you actually fainted?
ron: shove off malfoy
draco: shut up i'm checking on my boyfriend bby you okay do you want father to sue the train

And let’s not forget Yzma’s right-hand man. Every decade or so, she gets a new one. This year’s model is called Kronk.

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pluckypalaeontologist:

pinecounty:


necroluste:


J.R.R Tolkien, looking at flowers.


Apparently people hated to go for walks with him because he would stop and look at every tree for like 20 minutes.


EXPLAINS THE BOOKS

pluckypalaeontologist:

pinecounty:

necroluste:

J.R.R Tolkien, looking at flowers.

Apparently people hated to go for walks with him because he would stop and look at every tree for like 20 minutes.

EXPLAINS THE BOOKS

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usernamegone:

FIX. THIS. DOG.

usernamegone:

FIX. THIS. DOG.

(via marveloki)

New favourite joke:

awkward-fit:

ohmyeme:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

I hate that I actually laughed

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Favourite Thor Scenes → Comic and Movie parallels

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